Invitation to the 2010 California Clean Innovation Conf

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Invitation to the 2010 California Clean Innovation Conf

Postby hmsathawane » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:35 am

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Bring your brightest clean-tech idea to this year’s annual California Clean Innovation “Fast Pitch” Competition on May 7, 2010 at the University of California Los Angeles. The winner will receive a $10,000 cash prize.

What is the Fast pitch Competition?
Part business plan, part live presentation, Clean Tech startups will compete in this exciting event by presenting their entrepreneurial enterprise to a panel of Venture Capitalist judges who rank the business attractiveness using a variety of performance metrics.

Who Should Participate?
Early stage clean technology businesses of all types, sizes, legal structures, business models and track records looking to gain investor exposure.

What does the participant need to provide to enter?
2-3 page executive summary of their venture

Is there a Prize?
One Grand Prize winner will be selected by the panel of VC judges and receive $10,000.

The entry deadline is April 11, 2010. For further submission details please visit:
http://www.cacleaninnovation.com/fast_pitch.htm

Hrishikesh Sathawane | Class of 2011 | UCLA Anderson
Focus on Sustainability and International Business
for
William Tang | Class of 2011 | UCLA Anderson
541.331.1523 | william.tang.2011@anderson.ucla.edu
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The accountants see

Postby edhardy05 » Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:00 am

The accountants see this and agree it is a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money.



When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers don't buy a ticket at all.


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"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed accountant.



"Watch and you'll see," answered an engineer.
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The Hypnotist Accident

Postby ghij192 » Sun Aug 01, 2010 12:00 pm

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town'sPhoenix Suns
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people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...

"Shit" said the hypnotist.
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There were these three guys outside

Postby edhardy05 » Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:13 pm

There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.

Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.
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The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.

The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes "Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!"
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